me llama erin.
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front
bc she is probably satan trust me on this
the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah this kidneys be hella clean son